"We are members of the Rob Deer Fan Club. And we are here to tell you that the Revolution has begun. The Revolution that will spread the Gospel of the Three True Outcomes to every man, woman and child on Earth.

What are the Three True Outcomes, you ask? They are:

* The Home Run, the weapon with which we fight the evil legions of Little Ball.

* The Strikeout, a symbol of our refusal to compromise.

* The Base on Balls, which brings balance to our cause. "

-- Rany Jazayerli, Baseball Prospectus, Aug. 15, 2000

http://rdfc.tribe.net